‘Jun the chibi vampire’
Somewhere in a different dimension, was lying a place that was looking a lot like our dear earth.
No humans were living there. Instead this country was populated by a very specific kind of monster.
The kind we have always feared, the kind which was appearing in our tales, in our movies.
Vampires.
With these fangs, drinking blood and sleeping in coffins.
A big noise happened when Jun opened his coffin.
The door of his coffin was made with an elegant rose marble, tainted with small jades, inlaid every 50 centimeters on the whole height of the coffin.
Inside was sleeping the cutest vampire you would ever seen.
Jun was a Chibi Vampire, with one those big heads and beautiful little fangs sharp enough to drink the blood of anyone coming close.
He was dressed in a red soft velvet dress, topped by a one meter long pair of wings.
As his wings were almost as tall as him, he was subject to bad jokes behind his back.
Around him in the coffin,were lying two gorgeous women, a blond one and a ginger one.
They had their fill of fun, even though Jun was so small he was quite popular with women, since he had his way with words.
One of the girls woke up and started to get up, put her clothes on and started to leave.
She grabbed the handle of the door, saying a ‘Goodbye’ to Jun while she turned the handle.
But.
Nothing.
Nothing happened.
Suddenly, a flashback passed through the mind of the girl blocked in front of the door.
There was a rumor.
There was this rumor.
A rumor about Jun.
A rumor saying that he was guarded by the spirit of her previous wife. That this spirit was eating all of the women he would have fun with, since no one came back to talk about it.
She turned around and said to Jun :
‘ Master Jun, please could let me out of here, I have a work to attend’
‘No’ he answered, ‘No one leaves this place alive’ he continued.
The girl started to stress quite a lot, seeing the dangerous aura around Jun starting to grow.
‘Why would you kill me? We had a lot of fun last night, isn’t it enough?’ She tried to ask, in a vain attempt to win a little bit of time.
‘This is exactly why you have to die’ he started to answer. The girl’s face was written of incomprehension.
Jun got up and sat down on the side of the coffin. He turned around the ginger haired girl and gently caressed her face with his hand.
‘That’s exactly because we had so much fun last night that you have to be killed. Don’t think it is fun for me to kill you.’
He turned his head in her direction.
‘You have seen my d\ck’ he continued gravely.
To the girl, this answer was incomprehensible, and started to scream ‘WHY DO I NEED TO DIE JUST BECAUSE I PLAYED WITH YOUR D\CK?!’
With all the seriousness in the world he answered her : ‘I am a man, a man of standing. And no one should be alive to live having seen this damn small d\ck of mine!’
And then, all of sudden he started to shout.
‘A D\CK IS A MAN’S LIFE AND HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN LETTING THE WORLD KNOWN THE HE HAS A LITTLE’
A man’s pride is a really terrific thing.
One more day the myth of a spirit eating all the mistress would go around.
After all, no one ever left this room alive.
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